You’ll Need To Be Pretty Small To Be Stepped On By This £1200 Lady Dimitrescu

We've all been acting unwise since we first laid eyes on Lady Dimitrescu. Now, you can extend that foolish behaviour to your finances, and drop £1,200 on a statue of everyone's favourite murderous mommy.

Clocking in at almost three-foot tall, this Lady D statue is the perfect way to show your friends and family that you are down bad, and bought Resident Evil Village just to get a glimpse at your queen. Only 666 statues are available, so you'll have to act fast if you want this lifelike recreation of the tall vampire lady in your living room for all to enjoy.

"She stands at 9 feet 6 inches tall. Her thirst for blood is unquenchable. Few have escaped her castle to tell their tale. Yet we just can’t look away!", reads the product's description over on (spotted by VG247). "PureArts and Capcom are proud to present one of the most charismatic villains from the Resident Evil franchise: Lady Dimitrescu in massive ¼ scale."

As you can see in the gallery over on the website, Dimitrescu has been recreated with eerie accuracy. Adorned with a real dress and synthetic hair, she looks like she's been plucked straight from the game, imposing presence and all. As if that wasn't enough, you can also pose her in two different positions – either threatening you with her claws, or kicking back with her elegant cigarette holder.

The statues are expected to ship out Q3 2023, so it's a long wait. However, given how fast the special edition of the order sold out, it's likely that the storefront will run out of stock long before the shipping date. Of course, £1,200/$1,500 is a lot of money to justify dropping on a statue for you to drool over. But if it helps, a payment plan is available, splitting the cost into twelve instalments of $106.18, with a downpayment of $224. Which, uh, doesn't actually help much either.

Oh well, let's just look at the pictures then.

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